Douche Canoosh

A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you

(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)

"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.

by Ripbongsplaysongs December 4, 2019

Douche Canoe

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

by Pizza head August 17, 2015

Douch hound

Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.

Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.

What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.

by Rock bot June 10, 2017

Tech douche

A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.

I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone

by Blueice76 February 8, 2023

douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

baby douche

A teenager or very young adult that mistakenly thinks that being a douchebag is cool and who thus essentially becomes an apprentice douchebag that will one day probably become a full fledged douchebag, forever beyond hope of ever becoming a decent human being.

Jersey Shore probably created a lot of baby douches who may otherwise have stayed on a more civilized path in life.

by minagica June 15, 2015

Douche Kanoshe

A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.

Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!

by MoMoBoLo October 22, 2011