Dick Douche

The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.

Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!

by eekwhim October 8, 2019

portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

Douche Lily

Similar to the common douchebag but tends to be better looking and smells better. Lowlife.. Piece of shit..Asshole..

Tony Cato is the epitome of a douche lily

by Sarcastic Ray of Radiant Shits June 28, 2019

Douche flipping

When a douche flips a douche

Person: Have you seen John today?
Me: nah prolly douche flipping again outside.

by James da negro July 19, 2018

Holiday Douche

Somebody who takes the day off work before or after every holiday.

Bill: "Scot Wayfinder took December 26th off again this year."
Daniel: "He's such a holiday douche.

by threelunches May 26, 2020

douche snorkel

1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.

2. A fucking, cock sucker.

1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"

Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."

2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."

Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."

by Legit Ballin June 3, 2010

Douche-appaloosa!

An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.

'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'

by Soul_scion February 11, 2010