A person who is as white as a saltine cracker, ghost, and dead body all at once and sometimes smells like ass.
"Ryan is such a cracker!"
"for real, he smells like horse shit but doesn't have enough tan to look like it!"
"for real, he smells like horse shit but doesn't have enough tan to look like it!"
by ---eater900 October 19, 2023
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When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low
Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.
by Xolu December 24, 2023
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Get the Backhoe Cracker mug.Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
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