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Literary crack 

Literary crack refers to books that are very, very addicting. While some claim to have fallen victim to LC from reading Harry Potter, the truest occurrence of LC is found from reading Twilight.

Just like crack, literary crack will screw your mind over in the end. Trust me, I suffer from it (from Twilight), and it's horrible. All you think about is the book, characters from the book, what the characters do in the book, ect. Basically, it consumes you.

From my own experiences, literary crack users need to read their book of choice at least once a week. They constantly quote the book, too. Fansites about the book are usually where they are, and they are very picky about details when it comes to the book.

If the book happens to be made into a movie, they love to spend their time criticizing the actors, released clips, and photographs. They won't enjoy the movie when it is released, and will complain about cut lines/scenes and added lines/scenes. After all, people on LC do know the book the best.

In serious cases of extreme LC use, they begin to have no life, and instead take it upon themselves to become someone from the book.

Although it may seem horrible to you, LC users are quite happy. It is only until the last book is released, that they go into a mental breakdown.
I've supplied literary crack to three people.

Twilight has dazzled girls across America, with each one spreading the literary crack to their friends.
Literary crack by xoxoslythERIN August 4, 2008
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South Crack 

Imma South Crack representa.
South Crack by 5Dollaz April 21, 2008

human crack in the flesh 

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.
Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

courtesy crack

When you are driving in a car, pass gas, and then crack the window as a courtesy for others riding in said car with you.
Ah, Jesus Christ Ted, the least you could do after laying that massive fart whilst we are driving is to give us all a courtesy crack.
courtesy crack by TheHyphyTrain November 26, 2006

Holy Crack! 

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.
Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!
Holy Crack! by Emo people suck February 5, 2008

Anime Crack/Vines

It's a type of video on YouTube where people take some bits of animeand make something stupid and funny with it, mostly with editing and music.
"All right, today, we,re gonna be reacting to some anime crack/vines!"

Joey Crack 

Also known as Fat Joe or as Don Cartagena, his most famous hits are: Lean Back, Get it Poppin', and even a song named Fuck 50. This fat MC is the leader of the rap group Terror Squad.
this is a fragment of Scary Movie 3: "some of yall call him the Don Cartagena, some of yall call him Joey Crack, but tonight lets give is up for Fat Joe!!"
Joey Crack by Diego Santana June 11, 2006