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Chris from Miami

A one of a kind simp. Knows 98% of the incoming freshman class at Miami U. Most of them female. He is a snap hoe. Loved by many. Most of all, a simp.
Bro look at that dude he’s such a chris from miami
i know dude he’s a total simp
by ilovechrislee May 7, 2020
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Chris Kid Pod

chris kid pod is nearly meaning the way that that kid name chris is defined as...

chris is a kid that is basically a pod. He looks and acts like a pod
Chris kid pod was chranking that juul and looking like a whole pod.
by Everyone’s fav MAV November 21, 2018
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Chris O’Clock Meal

An obscenely large last-night meal containing a disturbing blend of leftovers, processed foods and/or similar hog-feed, piled onto a single plate and carelessly mashed together; covered in cheese. Nutrition Facts: Contains 5700-17000 calories.
Night of: “It’s saturday night and everyone’s asleep. Time for a Chris O’Clock Meal.”

Morning after, awaking to a trashed house and a disturbing meaty/cheesy smell: “Holy shit! Looks like someone had a Chris O’clock Meal last night! Fuuucckkk, what a mess to cleanup.”
by Captain Crunch Berry November 14, 2017
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chris evans wife

Omg thats holly! She is chris evans wife <3
by bigbattygal.com September 2, 2021
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nightmare x chris

A cursed ass ship as we float farther from God and why like I'm fine with it it's just a child being ship with some thing that kills it over and over is to far at this point only fnaf gachatubers
Person 1: Hey do you think nightmare x chris is cool cuz I do
Person 2 : what the fuck is wrong with you
mugGet the nightmare x chrismug.

beats by chris brown

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.
Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.
by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks March 26, 2016
mugGet the beats by chris brownmug.

chris brown laugh

those little chuckles that seem to make their way into almost every song he performs
Singer: "this christmaaaas wiiiilll beeeee i very special chrisma-aa--s for meee--e-e......hah"

Me: he need to stop with that chris brown laugh.
by setphaserstostunn December 24, 2008
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