Oh she’s so pretty she even has a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.
He/she was a bit of a snob they even had a private school nose.
by Lueisms August 24, 2022
Get the Private school nosemug. Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?
by Cras13 December 4, 2021
Get the Nose cockingmug. When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
Get the nose trumpetmug. Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease
by Philly Hockey Player June 23, 2020
Get the nose bramug. by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 22, 2023
Get the nose dumpmug. by Arby’s got no meat February 17, 2021
Get the Tenured nosemug. When a vehicle has a lift on the back only. A reverse squat. More popular among short people who can’t see out of the windshield, but want to look like a douchebag.
Jackson is a new level of redneck. He said he would Nebraskan Nose Dive his truck, but I didn’t think he’d actually do it
by iSmackFatKidz March 28, 2022
Get the Nebraskan Nose Divemug.