Skip to main content

Max

Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.
Random Girl on bus: That guy gives of big dick vibes, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.
by Yes.i.read.faery.porn November 21, 2021
mugGet the Max mug.

Max

Max is the best guy you could ever meet he is the best person you could ever find he is a extraordinary and have a great personality and has a great sense of humor and he can brighten the mood of any room although he makes mistakes time to time he still try’s his best and he wants to talk to people just doesn’t know how to approach them correctly but he is the best kind of person and stays calm and doesn’t want to get in any trouble and just wants to be friends so approach a max and become friends. So you can either hate him or love him <3 (P.S if you end up dating a max you are lucky <3)
hey who is the best person to be with?

that would be Max
by blanketdude1 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Max mug.

Max

Max is the best guy you could ever meet he is the best person you could ever find he is a extraordinary and have a great personality and has a great sense of humor and he can brighten the mood of any room although he makes mistakes time to time he still try’s his best and he wants to talk to people just doesn’t know how to approach them correctly but he is the best kind of person and stays calm and doesn’t want to get in any trouble and just wants to be friends so approach a max and become friends. So you can either hate him or love him <3 (P.S if you end up dating a max you are lucky <3)
hey who is the best person?
that would be Max
by blanketdude1 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Max mug.

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!
Noting is better than Max. Everyone wants a friend named Max.
by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021
mugGet the Max mug.

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!
Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max
by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021
mugGet the Max mug.

Max Blenk

a person who looks black but is brutally white inside with his appearance.
Oh there is Max Blenk, we should gift him some Durags
by cancerhead81 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Max Blenk mug.

max

max his the average dog name, he usually runs balloon golem and cries when his balloon dies
and he has a micropenis
by PerfectM17 November 21, 2021
mugGet the max mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email