a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.
by jesusjuiceman January 02, 2011
You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
Me: no? Why
You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
by November fools November 19, 2021
The most perfect and beautiful boy in the world, the boy that makes me smile daily, and the boy that I love very much, he’s typically quiet, but when he’s around me he’s the most amazing person in the world, he’s the most loveable person in the world
by afbard July 22, 2023
an adjective used to describe when someone is extremely chill and nonchalant but also sexy and strong
Person 1: “He’s so nonchalant but hes also sooo sexy!!”
Person 2: I guess you could say he’s noahful!
Person 2: I guess you could say he’s noahful!
by wilbursimpforlife February 13, 2025
by Korndog82 May 23, 2024
Noah Margate is a residential real estate agent of the highly-ranked Keller Williams Premier, the #1 real estate franchise in the country and one of the world's most innovative companies. This provides Noah with the tools and resources he needs to deliver excellent service. As demonstrated by several 5-star client reviews, he strives to provide world-class service through local knowledge, process expertise, responsiveness, and negotiation skills.
Sally: "Yeah, we're thinking about moving to Houston." Billy: "You should call my REALTOR® Noah Margate! He serves Houston and the Greater Houston areas. Great guy!" Sally: "Awesome! I'll give him a call."
by Houston Association of Urban D August 26, 2023
The one and only Hawaii-only failure of a celebrity. He's extremely well known for his trashy slurs such as "Fuck you, you skrub," or "God fucking damn it, I'm gonna go kms after this show. See you guys later." He's the edgelord of the fallen celebrities. He was very experimental, and tried to combine country, Hawaiian, rap, and death metal together in his music. He had a very squeaky voice that sounds like he hasn't gone through puberty yet, but the instrumentals were pretty cool.
His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"
Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.
TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
His first album, "Asia Boi" featuring the song "Kim Jong Un Our Savior". It didn't do so well, and it received plenty of criticism from local newspapers such as The Weekly Islands. The writer, Lauren Miyazaki, questioned Yoshimoto's thought process when he was writing the lyrics. She stated in her article, "I know that there are many young and talented individuals out there how can sing and dance, but has this dumbass ever listened to his own voice?"
Yoshimoto's career was short lived, and lasted only for a year. After that, he became homeless and is now begging for change so that he can smoke marijuana. His fans were suspecting that Yoshimoto was a spy from North Korea, so he announced his retirement on April 13, 2016.
TL;DR Noah Yoshimoto was a failure of a musician.
Noah Yoshimoto was the the edgiest of edgelords.
by BoyIDontLikeYou November 27, 2016