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jew

a demon in human body, they will tell you they are people/that they are white but only when it gets you to mix races and propagate white genocide, these beings have talmudic judaism in there blood which they cant convert out of therefore they must be killed
P1: "hey this guys a jew"
P2: "dont trust that kike hes always up so something"
by your local rapist January 2, 2024
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Jew Lunch

Used on episode 2 of the "Frenemies" podcast. Ethan is reacting to TikToks posted by Trisha had recently posted surrounding her obsession with Jewish people. The phrase "Jew lunch" comes from a TikTok Trisha had posted entitled "Rate My Jew Lunch". Ethan points out the absurdity of the phrase and thus the phrase "jew lunch" was born into existence.
Trisha ate her Jew lunch in her car.
by cy.cucumb3r January 6, 2024
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Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.
As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.
by Sew Jew January 11, 2024
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Sewer Jew

A slur for those weird jews that lived in the sewer January 2024.
"Hey!" "Look at those sewer jews over there!"
by AdjustedKid January 11, 2024
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Jew Tunnel

Tunnel in NYC excavated by the Chabad-Lubavitch synagogue for unknown purposes which have baby strollers and suspicious stained mattresses in them.
Mike: "I swear I'm hearing someone speaking Yiddish under my apartment..."
Fred: "It's the Jew Tunnel."
by bahnum12 January 11, 2024
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Tunnel Jew

Jews who build and reside in tunnels under New York City with Brooklyn Synagogues as the central hub. They decorate their tunnels with strollers and highchairs. The preferred bed of the Tunnel Jew is blood-soaked matresses. The Tunnel Jew also has a tendency to fight against the NYPD (it's natural enemy) at every available opportunity.
Under NYC lives Tunnel Jews.
by Pelosi Hammered Me January 15, 2024
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Tunnel Jew

The greediest type of human you can imagine.
Customs had me pay $30 clearance on a $25 item, such tunnel jews.
by Noticer69 January 16, 2024
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