Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 05, 2021
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Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

In addition to being used as a defence mechanism against Pro Trump supporters for telling anti- Trumpers that they have “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” it is far worse than Covid 19, in that there is no known cure for it except using group intervention, deprogramming via electro shock therapy and as a last resort, full frontal labotomy.
Ruby Ellers got called out by her ex-BF Angie Walz as having been infected with Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus after Ruby told Angie that she’s got Trump Derangement Syndrome. Angie & her friends had tried group intervention, but to no avail. So now Angie & her friends are hoping to have Ruby deprogrammed via electro shock therapy. If this doesn’t work, then Angie will call the men in white coats to take poor Ruby away and having Nurse Ratchet and her fellow neurosurgeons perform a full frontal labotomy instead.
by Sanity Crusader August 06, 2022
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Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus

Any Pro-Trump supporters who use the term “Trump Derangement Syndrome to attack anyone who is anti-Trump.
Ruby got called out for having Trump 16 Mad Cow Virus by her friend ,Becky ,after Ruby said that she had Trump Derangement Syndrome .
by Sanity Crusader August 06, 2022
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ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Stop being such a ditch cow
by Whateverduuude May 02, 2018
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literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes
"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"
by Mike Sanderson October 20, 2008
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neigh neigh cow

A horse
A cow that neighs repetivley
Mooooo! Not neigh, but mooooooooo! Do not be a neigh neigh cow! Be a regular cow!
by Urgrleboo (still me) May 22, 2011
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