What The Facebook

Since Facebook has become an addiction, everyone follows each other online. It is more likely that you will be finding out something on Facebook sooner than the real life.
When you see something on Facebook and go like "WTF", you say " What the Facebook!"

The acronyms stand for double meaning.

-John: Dude, just type her in..
-Jin: Yeah, coming up..
-John: There you go, click on her photo album.
-Jin: OMG!! What the Facebook !!! She never told you about this guy??

by imyourbiggestfan November 01, 2010

what even is

A way to express confusion over a situation or an object... can be followed by the thing that is confusing, or just said by itself, usually with "this" at the end.

Mom: What even is this, Jacob? -points to line of powder on his desk.
or
Madison: What the fuck Alex? You're cheating on me?!?!? What even is this?!?!?

by shadypalmtree January 17, 2016

whats barackin

a good way for Barack Obama supporters to say whats up

"HEY! Whats Barackin???"

by bestgrace February 17, 2008

what's the have?

correctly known as "what's the haps?"
In other words, a shortening of the word "happening(s)".

What's the haps, yo?

by Natas April 06, 2004

Bam what

Oh yes boo

I just made a basket BAM WHAT.

by Micky l February 11, 2016

what the problem is

what happened how can i help you out of your ethical quagmire

yo why u walkin, what the problem is?

by lil homie 1011 January 30, 2005

What the SHIT?

Unlike that other guy said, this did not originate from Beebo. It originated from PG-13 movies that didn't want to say what the fuck, or had already said fuck once and still wanted it to be a PG-13 movie. Basically a pussy version of what the fuck that sounds way shittier than what the hell. If you hear a guy say "what the shit", slap him. Repeat offenders should be shot, stabbed, thrown into a swimming pool full of rabid badgers, whatever you want.

Dumbass: What the SHIT?

Me: What the FUCK are you talking about? *slaps the dumbass*

Dumbass: What the shit did you do that for?

Me: That's it, asshole. *grabs dumbass by the shirt, throws him into a swimming pool full or rabid badgers*

Dumbass: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH*continues screaming for several minutes as he is torn apart*

by JB_Finesse December 04, 2005