Uncle Vlad

He’s a Russian grape

“You, watch out for Uncle Vlad

by Wastelandish April 7, 2023

uncle

touches that pp and booty cause he likes woman but he gay gay

uncle: hey sport toot it or boot it

by swampy21dumb on twitter and ig May 20, 2021

Uncle

A fucking pedo

Oh look theres my uncle y is he outside the school i thought he wasnt allowed 300 meters away from the school

by A dead shitter January 5, 2021

Ur uncle bi

It's an combination of texts like: Ur Mum Gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny

-Hey you ya wanker Ur mum Gay Ur dad lesbian and Ur Granny tranny
-Don't activate me
-I dare you

-UR UNCLE BI
(WHOLE UNIVERSE EXPLODES)

by Bart0sz May 12, 2018

uncle andy

the hottest bitch in town

wow uncle andy

by Greeeeyyyyyyyy February 24, 2022

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023