Uncle Ray’s Ways

Repetitive Boundary breaking.

Manipulative blame displacement.

Blatant disrespect.

Assumes everyone possesses his caliber of ignorance.

Xbestie: “Aww hell, Uncle Ray’s Ways be at it again!”

Sigma Bitch: “I’m above Uncle Ray’s Ways!”

by Sunshine4750 September 5, 2024

Pull an uncle Peter

When you ejaculate into food and gain sexual gratification from doing so

Last night Alexanded said that he was going to pull an uncle peter

by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024

Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

A strange unidentified growth found on the inside of a rice cooker after continued use without cleaning it

I was about to have some curry but encountered Uncle Ben’s Rice Grime

by NextJen September 7, 2024

Uncle Sak

The uncle that always comes around, but no one is ever looking forward to seeing him. You always make sure he doesn’t get the invite to family gatherings and such, but somehow, he always finds a way

Hey man, this is a really great BBQ so far, hopefully your sisters side of the family doesn’t make it though. I know my kids would hate to see Uncle Sak

by BaggageClaimBoys February 10, 2022

Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester is Kaisa's alter ego, emerging particularly when she has inhaled or is under the influence. This endearing alter ego is characterized by a charming disposition, often accompanied by facial redness and sometimes even dark under the eyes if she had mascara on for the evening.

"Uncle Fester makes a grand entrance when Kaisa's had a date with her favorite bottle of laughter-inducing spirits, leaving behind a trail of giggles and maybe a misplaced shoe or two."

by Attentionwhorenumber1 January 4, 2024

uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

Uncles

William is the best Uncle in the world, that's a fact! Google it!

Williams are the best Uncles in the world, Google it!

by William-The-Best-Uncle! January 1, 2021