Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.

I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.

by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024

turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

by ryqloud March 6, 2024

question turtle

A question turtle is a insult i made for no reason lol-

it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy

person1: ugh, your such a question turtle!
person2: *rolls eyes and walks away sassily*

by strawbzkittnz March 26, 2024

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians

stop being such a stupid turtle farmer

by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024

Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures

Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.

by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024