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Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
mugGet the Mud turkeymug.

Turkey

A bird that goes "gobble gobble gobble." Killed on November 25. (Thanksgiving) I think it has something to do with the pilgrims or something. They live around 10 years, so they wont be talking to you on discord.
by CosmicDoes April 16, 2021
mugGet the Turkeymug.

Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.
"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."
by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Tannedmug.

Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty
I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out
by Jutbutt June 10, 2018
mugGet the Green turkeymug.

turkey pits

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.
That babe has some turkey pits!
by Botulism November 11, 2017
mugGet the turkey pitsmug.

Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
by Arvileng October 1, 2022
mugGet the Turkey Neckingmug.

Cold Turkey

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
by TFroster November 1, 2009
mugGet the Cold Turkeymug.

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