Toilet Roll

Offensive word in Scottish slang.

You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.

by Petunia Highhorse June 8, 2024

toilet ananas nasdas

toilet
ananas
nasdas

bro 1: toilet ananas nasdas
bro 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

by lochjago July 9, 2024

toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.

by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

Toilet pain

A word that describes having the worst dump of your life that it hurts

"IM HAVING TOILET PAIN RIGHT NOW AHHHHHH"

by epicnamehere July 24, 2024

toilet 2for

When you courtesy flush and the water rises to a level that barely kisses your balls before retreating downward to finalize the flush. Resulting in a physically great feeling of cold water on your balls and an emotionally great feeling of taking a huge shit.

Biff: Dude I just got a toilet 2for in the Hooters bathroom

Rod: Nooiicce!

by anonymous July 30, 2024

Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.

Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.

by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024