Twilight fucked

The frame of mind a fan of the Twilight Saga will get after watching a Twilight movie, or reading one of the four books. This usually involves talking/thinking about it nonstop, dreams of vampires or werewolves, and (in rare cases), online fan fiction stories.
Kathy just watched three Twilight movies in a row, and damn. She's really Twilight fucked.

I can't stop thinking about Jacob Black... I think I'm a wee bit Twilight fucked.
by The Secks July 19, 2010
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roast fucking

The act of two individuals that tied another individual like a board about to be roasted. Instead of using a pole to mount the individual atop the fire. One of the individuals sticks his dick in the tied individual mouth and the other in his ass. The tied indiviual is then put over a fire and rotated while being fucked
Person 1: yo, lets start roast fucking that beta cuck
Person 2: thats a good idea, imma make a fire
Beta cuck: not again
by Andrx April 06, 2017
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Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.
(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"
by your mate jones April 29, 2009
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Fizzidy Fucked

Fixing to get into a lot of trouble.

Getting scalded.
Dawg, We Should Not Of Snuck Out Last Night, When We Get Home We Are Fizzidy Fucked.
by Streetsweeper777 June 25, 2009
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bath fuck

When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath
We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.
by $1.00 April 12, 2014
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beetle fuck

Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"
I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.
by TheGreatSofaKing February 06, 2016
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corpse fucking

A political action whereby a witness testifying before the Unites States Congress, in which the result could be the firing, resignation or even criminal charges on the witness, is subjected to over-the-top grandstanding during questioning. If it is felt that the witness is "going down", "if they smell there is blood in the water, they will have as fun fun as they want with your mortal remains." (Veep S01E08). With all the Congressmen trying to get the soundbyte that is played over and over on news reels around the world. Shame, embarrassment, harrassment, humiliation, and partisan bias' toward the witness become the prevailing lines of questioning, until nothing of the witnesses character remains.
I sure hope Facebook keeps losing money, if they do, Mark Zuckerberg may catch some 'corpse fucking' by Congress when he testifies.
by jummpstart912 April 09, 2018
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