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Dick crazy

Dick crazy is when a person has sex with someone whom has a really good penis that become so crazy a lustful they either wind up in sex induced rage and become a whore or stalk the person who infected them with "dick crazy"
Jesus alissa, has become so dick crazy after darnell that she fucked the whole basketball team.
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Dick Caps

A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.

This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!
Al: Hey Lois, have you heard of this new drinking game Dick Caps?
Lois: No, I haven't how do you play?
Al: Well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot glasses and getting real fucked up, and FAST.
Lois: WOW! That seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play Dick Caps!
by Roe Jeis February 22, 2011
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dollar dick

When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.
Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"
by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017
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dragging dick

When a bro is not actively pursuing pussy, he be draggin’ dick.
GARFIELD’s lousy excuse for dragging dick the other night was that he ate too much HAM and PUMPKIN pie… He is the cockest! Also, he is a butt pirate
by Payaso Bebé November 5, 2011
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Gnat dick

1. A small penis or the man who has one.

2.A man who shows cowardice or fear.
1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.

Girl2: Lololol

2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.

Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!
by Nobli July 2, 2015
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Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.
Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection
by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011
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Dick Cheney

-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb.

-Said "Go fuck yourself !" on the floor of the senate.

- Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment.

-Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives.

-Former CEO of Haliburton.
They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...
by TBnJ04 August 5, 2004
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