by linkybinky June 07, 2014
Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"
by Sketchy Jack December 16, 2016
Person 1: "you take a shit?"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"
Person 2: "nah dude"
Person 1: "bullshit there's obvious poop fog in the toilet"
by Tom Ato February 13, 2016
Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.
MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."
by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014
The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 08, 2021
It's a soundproof washroom where you can shit without idiots trying to yell stuff at you through the door at you!
I need to make use of the poop sanctum, so I don't have to listen to your senseless blathering while shitting.
by MattyRolston87 June 03, 2011