One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

one by metallica

one of the best songs ever, get it lol

person 1: what is that!?!?
person 2: metallica. why?
person 1: well i dont know anything about that
person 2: THEN LISTEN!!! its one by metallica.

by random definer lol February 13, 2021

Negative-oned

Being turned off extremely that it goes into the negatives.

Example: You worked so hard to get close to doing the thing but then you don’t, so you’re negative-one’d. You also tend to get really angry and sad after this happened because you can’t quite put the words together to express what you feel about what happens as the negative-oner also tries so hard to make it seem like they don’t get your hints.

“I can’t believe this! I go negative-oned so bad!”

by yesamredi November 10, 2021

One Corner

A dance which requires the dancer to seclude himself/herself from anyone and find some secluded place while making some seductive dance moves.

One Corner Do the One Corner dance!

by #iAmLegacy September 21, 2017

One directionist

White girls between 7 and 12, have posters of them on their walls, and screams thief head off at a concert.

Think of it like a cult

My sister is such a One Directionist.

by IHATEPOOPJOKES July 12, 2018

One Direction

Screams for every reason ever if directioner

Person: wanna talk about one direction
Directioner: *deep breath* AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by I am all things April 29, 2022

One for Bob

Adjective for an obese women, commonly from Scotland and smells like first price vodka

Look there's one for Bob. There is Bobs lass hide your haggis roll.

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021