mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

boobs

Lumps on the chest of wooomans that feed babies and should be freed.

FREE THE NIPPLE BITCH

Boobs muhahahhaha
#FreeTheNip

by Clyde McLean March 31, 2017

Tomato Boob

A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.

Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"

by Dr.Spaceman! June 11, 2012

boobs

the best thing to ever exist

“i love sucking on boobs”

by venuspenis November 29, 2021

Boob garage

A garage filled with detached titties

I guess I have a garage with my boobs
bOoB gArAgE?????

by Leave me alone I’m scared February 17, 2021

free-boobing it

When someone of the female gender wears a tank-top without a bra underneath

“You free-boobing it?”

by JustTwoSistas June 14, 2019

Boobs

Something which helps a girl get her way.

Girl: Can you tell me the answer to Q 1 E?
Nerd: No, it is prohibited.
Girl:(Opens her buttons)
Nerd:(Blabbers the answer) When do I get to see those boobs?
Girl: Come to me during lunch.

by Mypseudonymispseudopodia September 20, 2022