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texas man's pot pie

when a man shits in a girl's vagina then eats it out
Dude... I gave sally a texas man's pot pie....it tasted like shit
by T-Brat April 5, 2007
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Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
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Texas Bursting Long Horn

The Act of two males, typically at the end of a gang bang, putting their cocks on the top of a females head with both cocks facing a different direction as to give the impression of horns on a head and begin cumming viverously.
Dude, Tristan called me earlier and asked me if I could find a friend to give her a Texas Bursting Long Horn. You in?
by Wolfsbanex May 8, 2015
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South Texas Wizard Battle

A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.
"Sorry, my eyesight hasn't been right since I lost a South Texas Wizard Battle."
by spellsnshit September 30, 2011
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South Texas Zombie Defense

look up South Texas Zombie Defense
on myspace and join before they come
by EddieG December 31, 2008
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mount pleasant high school texas

where all the kids who think they “bad” smoke and fight and claim they get all the hoes. also where marching band is always wildin, and where tiger dolls get their sex tapes leaked. this high school is in northeast texas and is home to crackheads and druggies, but also students filled with tiger pride !
student 1: hey, have you heard about those percussionists who played spin the bottle and one of them had a boyfriend ?
student 2: omg no! but i’m not even surprised , it is mount pleasant high school texas.
by love live and get high April 29, 2019
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TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire
" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.
by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006
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