Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

sleep

Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”

by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020

sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

Died in their sleep

When a person online gets banned, is forgotten, and no one bothered to reupload or archive their videos or posts.

I wish MontyAnimations was still around but he was never famous and got taken down. Therefore he died in their sleep.

by Justicewithtacosandweed July 2, 2024

Sleeping on

fail to notice the excellence of someone or something.

"stop sleeping on this fantasic woman and give her the recognition she rightfully deserves"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

sleep crackin

The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.

I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!

by Irocn86 January 16, 2010