salad shorts

When you use lettuce for shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”

by AkumasAss March 4, 2019

CMS Shorts

Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes

ew cms shorts copied cms shorties again... lmao

by curtismiddleschool December 7, 2019

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

Cooper Short

he"s got a big masive cock and balls

I wish I was like Cooper Short.

by pondum888 October 7, 2022

Short

Typically used when describing something or someone that is below the average length.

Hampus is really short compared to other people

by KnugenSugen December 13, 2019

Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020

fabian is short

he is short af

fabian is short is short

by chadad123312 November 14, 2023