Sam

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

by ieka October 17, 2017

sam schon

Dirtstar

Sam schon “ate” your dirt star

by Lil steez October 26, 2017

Sam

Some useless human being

Sam saw posts of the urban dictionary shiz a lot. All over instagram. He wants to be part of the problem, what a cunt.

by Bob silly pants March 18, 2017

Sam Dayton

Some skinny ass dude who thinks he's fast but can't even beat Thomas in a race.

Damn, Sam Dayton is slow as hell

by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017

Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale

Bro you are such a Sam Zhang.

by Head @$$ April 28, 2017

sam schweinheim

Sam Schweinheim is the dopiest of the dopey. Some believe he is related to a walrus named craig. He enjoys using fidget spinners and shooting uo schools with nerf guns.

This kid is almost as dopey as Sam Schweinheim

by Moistinator7000fromOverYonder May 17, 2017

Sam

Is a girls name and when it's a guy he's usually some type of fag that brags all day over stupid shit like some sport he likes and his school. Likes little boys and sixth graders on snapchat.

Sam is a girl's name and only fits little kids but when he gets older it's pretty odd to have it.

by Jack1838948538948594 May 31, 2017