Russian person

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?

Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol

by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021

Russian moment

A colloquial expression used to describe a situation where someone (most likely a Russian), demonstrates a lapse in judgment, intelligence, or common sense. This term is based on a stereotype that has been perpetuated over time, characterizing Russians as foolish or intellectually dumb.

Liam: "Did you see that guy trying to parallel park? What a 'Russian moment' he had!"
Anna: "It was a 'Russian moment' indeed!"

Dimitri: "I was in such a hurry this morning that I put my shoes on the wrong feet."
Noah: "Yeah, It was a total 'Russian moment'!"

by Madagaskar69 November 3, 2023

Bum Russian

It's when someone bum rushes you, but sneakily, like a sneaky fucking Russian

"fam, that sneaky fucking Russian just bum rushed me"
"bruv, you got bum Russianed tbh"

by perry629569 July 6, 2016

Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.

Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life

by Shaedy September 20, 2018

Russian

Tit fucking. You rub your penis between a woman's cleavage.

I gave her the Russian last night before she blew me.

by King George 90210 April 22, 2024

Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.

Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian

by I can't think of a name! June 9, 2018

Russian avos'

(Russian: авось) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.

1: "Did you study for the test? You finished it suspiciously quickly."
2: "I couldn't bother studying, just answered everything by Russian avos'."

by nadimka January 9, 2022