Ghost Riding Squared

while you are doing a ghost ride (look at definition 10) but instead of just waving outside the window, you ghost ride the whip with your car outside

Jack: you wont believe what i did last night man
jim: what was it?
jack: i was fuckin my wife's cos (see 3rd definition) so hard from the back when bobby came in and took over&then i went out front, hopped in my caddy and ghost rode the whip! i was ghost riding squared!!!
jim: damnnnn thats hot/funny/weird ass

by Weezy Jr. December 21, 2008

riding the cotton cowboy

When a girl is horny and straddles their pillow and grinds on it to get herself off..

I got caught riding the cotton cowboy, so I was told to wash all the pillows now

by JuicyTroll June 21, 2015

riding the velvet dragon

v. To engage in anal sex.

Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!

Did it feel better than vaginal?

To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.

by fredoandmichael December 26, 2013

Sticky Car Ride

When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.

Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride

by Vinny kid January 11, 2016

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017

Riding the Julius express

Taking a massive hit of LSD and tripping balls for several hours straight.

Angelos put so many hits of LSD into my fruit salad and now I'm going to be riding the Julius express.

by The Voodoo September 25, 2013

reverse mustache ride

The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.

A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.

My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.

by Dr. N. K. O'Flavormash May 25, 2014