Sticky Car Ride

When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.

Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride

by Vinny kid January 11, 2016

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Dragon Ride to Mexico

Sex when one partner lies face down with legs closed and the other partner enters from above and behind and is straddling the bottoms legs. A rocking and ridding position is maintained with the bottom thrusting their ass skyward to meet the riders thrusts. The key to a successful Dragon Ride to Mexico is the intention to fly south with both partners facing South (assuming northern hemisphere) and envisioning increasingly warm wind and soft sand beaches below the dragon.

In preparation for spring break we took a late night Dragon Ride to Mexico, both of us were nice and sweaty after a few moments of flight.

by Z242 December 12, 2019

Best friends ride

The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me

by Bustaman69 August 11, 2019

Brazilian Bike Ride

A act of the most horrifying sort. The bike rider is placed anus first upon a seatless bike's seat post until it is fully inside them. They are then pushed down a very steep (and preferably Rocky) hill.

Bimmy: Dude Jimmy's in the hospital!
Wimmy: Oh no why?
Bimmy: Someone gave him a Brazilian Bike Ride
Wimmy: Oh no!

by UNCLEbrotherCousin January 20, 2020

10 ticket ride

These are the most exciting, elaborate, or fanciest rides in an amusement park or fair. You generally have to be taller than a certain height to go on these rides. They are very fun!

Did you see Gene's new bike? That is one 10 ticket ride!

by mememetoo October 19, 2020

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017