phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there
the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers
by slangslang April 4, 2021
mugGet the phone beersmug.

Phone

A mind-control device. When used frequently it can destroy your eyes.
I played games on my phone until I resembled a goggle-eyed monster.
by CrazyGurl1589 May 26, 2021
mugGet the Phonemug.

Phone chemistry

When you have good chemistry over the phone (texting, calling, social media) but not necessarily in-person...
I have good phone chemistry with Alyssa....let's hope it's the same way in-person
by Abrafam dinkin April 19, 2023
mugGet the Phone chemistrymug.

Phone Hound

Someone who calls another person's phones (work, cell, etc..) sequentially when the person doesn't pick up straight away and then complains that they have been trying to reach the person for hours when it's often less than 3 minutes between calls (life threatening emergencies are not included).

Robert Hensel presented phone hounds in 2008 to refer to bill collectors who call incessantly.
That guy is a serious phone hound. He called all my phone contacts within 3 minutes while I was in a meeting. and complained that he can never reach me.
by Clousseau April 5, 2024
mugGet the Phone Houndmug.

yeatme of the phone

when sombody gives you a bad day but fucks you in the end like nothing happend.
when givs you shit like you have benn yeatme of the phone
by yea2.0 February 20, 2022
mugGet the yeatme of the phonemug.

phone sex

when you moan to each other back and forth to your boyfriend if you a girl, to your girlfriend if you a boy. until both of you get to cum by masturbate. a guy jacks off his dick. a girl rubs her pussy, a real girl dont ever stick her fingers in her pussy so it wont make it loose for her man or any future man she will have.
me and my girl have phone sex every night because our relation just started out.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
mugGet the phone sexmug.

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