Dry-pissing

The act of metaphorically pissing oneself

The guy was standing there dry-pissing himself because he was scared like a little bitch

by DKBiggestSpunker February 23, 2022

piss shy

Unable to urinate in the presence of other people e.g. at a urinal

The guy next to me at the urinal seemed to think I was some sort of perv but I was just piss shy

by MadMatLondon May 29, 2021

Piss Fillets

Fish filleted for consumption. Named piss fillet as unlike real meat, it will not make you ‘shit’ but will only make you piss. Common piss fillets are whiting, flat head or mullet.

Caught a couple of piss fillets with me mate out of the tinny on the Barwon on the weekend.

by BigPappaBear August 12, 2021

Chef's Piss

Instead of Chef's kiss for perfection. It's Chef's Piss for absolutely garbage.

The food was completely chef's piss! It was disgusting!

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021

Kindy Pissing

The act of urinating with your pants around your ankles

We caught Matt in the middle of the night kindy pissing in the corner of the room the grub

by Ajfades June 19, 2021

Piss Pole

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.

I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.

by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023