Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.
Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.
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Moones

Moones is a sweetie and it's a persian name for female which means a reliable friend, who you is the best caring person.
Moones' are really good at math and sitting basically they're genius...
Who's your bestie?
Ooo mine is absolutely Moones, she's a keeper...
by Sisii November 21, 2021
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The Killing Moon

Under blue moon, I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms, too late to beg you
Or cancel it, though I know it must be
The killing time
Unwillingly mine
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
In starlit nights, I saw you
So cruelly, you kissed me
Your lips, a magic world
Your sky, all hung with jewels
The killing moon
Will come too soon
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Under blue moon, I saw you
So soon you'll take me
Up in your arms, too late to beg you
Or cancel it, though I know it must be
The killing time
Unwillingly mine
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
You give yourself to him
La
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
You give yourself to him
La, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
Fate
Up against your will
Through the thick and thin
He will wait until
You give yourself to him
La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la
by Death Menace February 10, 2023
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Moon Gooning

A Verb; The action of Moon Gooning. Taking peyote and going down to the reservation to skin an elk/ blow the head off of a buffalo. All while gooning. Must be done with the natives. Requires a trip sitter. If done correctly can resurrect the phoenix from the ashes. If done wrong summons the Eight-Legged Chinese Man. People named Dave are not invited
I'm going down to the bayou and moon gooning with the natives tonight.
by Number1MoonGooner November 24, 2023
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Harvest Moon festival

When a power top has sex with as many different asses as possible.
William was on a Harvest Moon festival last night, he was pounding ass all night long.
by Dr. I. M. High MD October 12, 2021
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Russian moon butter

You put smegma into a man's ass and churn it till it becomes butter
by Jio Chen angel September 14, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise
Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience
by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023
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