when you walking down the road and there is a cigarette on the road and you smoke it because why the hell not
by loverofrealpeople December 16, 2019
by freezinghotcheetos August 18, 2022
1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws
by CoachDavis July 2, 2020
Food you purposely buy to eat while driving. Not necessarily a road trip, could just be back and forth between work and home, etc.
I'm going to stop by a convenience store and pick up some Road Munchies before I head out to the concert.
by Storm filled Eyes March 26, 2019
by aycomidaenlacasa December 16, 2021
It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
by HelplessButter October 30, 2019
A YOUTUBE CHANNEL ABOUT THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL CLUB MANCHESTER UNITED.RAN BY A PERSON NAMED ANSHUMAN. HE DOES A WATCHALONG FOR EVERY MANCHESTER UNITED GAME. ALSO HE SOMETIMES HAS EXTREMLY BAD FOOTBALL OPINIONS.
THE UNITED ROAD IS AN IDIOT
by POTATOBOY251 November 5, 2022