Skip to main content

Fort Night Stand 

A take-off on a "one night stand." A casual sex-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.
Steve-"What ever happened to that Jersey girl you were talking to?"

Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."
Fort Night Stand by sourdieselkid January 6, 2011

hot night 

A steamy night of passion and sex
They held themselves back and were planning a hot night together after the movie.
hot night by Roseday November 26, 2013

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.
"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

guys' night out 

A typical guys (or lads) night out involves going to a pub or nightclub and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol (mainly beer/lager), shouting obsenities at members of the public, harassing members of the opposite sex and generally being obnoxious.
guys' night out by Yorik August 19, 2003

Beef Night

Beefy Goodness taken to unsurpassed levels of fun!! Usually requires two or more beef eating buddies to group together. They are then to work themselves into a Beef eating Frenzy and while growling really loud, like this...------> Raaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!! Then to be followed by a flurry of chomping down on awesome smoked Beef sandwiches (Good Bread a given). Discussions of mountain purchases soon follow combined with awesome back patting.

Woooooooooot!!!!!!! Beef!!! Oh ya baby!!!

Beef night!!! I'm soo Excite!!!

Kilmer(weapon of mass temptation, for strangely wired dikes) is coming to Beef night also!!!
Beef Night by A Kind Due February 18, 2009

Friday Night Funkin 

A game where you fuckin' smack your fingers on the keybinds, while playing as a midget, battling a demon, then a pumpkin and skeleton, then a lemon demon, a short dude with a gun, THEN A FUCKING DEMON WHO'S A MILF/SUCCUBUS, THEN THE MILF SITTING IN THE FATHER'S LAP WITH A GUN POINTED AT SANTA, THENNNNNN THE LEMON DEMON IS BACK WITH ANTLERS ON HIS HEAD, THEENNNNNNNNN A FRICKIN YANDERE SIMULATOR LOOKING MTF BUT PIXELATED, THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AN IMMATURE DRILL SEARGENT?! OH MAH GODDDDDDDD
I WANT TO FUCKIN PLAY FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN YOU MOTHERFUCKER! LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!!!