like the phrase muffin top but when an obese person wears extremely tight pants and the fat hangs over so much that it, sometimes, rolls over the pockets of the pants.
by pablo654 January 22, 2009
A coffee house baked good that is loaded with healthy seeds, nuts and dried fruits and is often sold in a trendy part of town.
I was in the Pearl and grabbed a breve and a hippy muffin scone. That thing was loaded with nuts, seeds and dried fruits... And tasted like the stuffing inside a teddy bear.
by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2018
when a mans very hairy balls hang down so low they look either like buck teeth of a beaver, or an upside down muffin, which is not edible due to severe pain of the owner.
ohmygoodness! look at his saggy beaver muffins! i dont know what i want to do with them. they just hang there.
by kayla frenner January 25, 2009
To stick a muffin in a persons anal cavity, then penetrate the cavity repeatedly followed by eating the muffin.
by Phyato Productions April 21, 2015
A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.
Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.
by Twinkie Situation October 28, 2018
by jerbear85 May 16, 2016
An exceedingly important, rare person in modern society. Known for his/her ability to rant about Nannas, Centerlink and the price of milk. Found mainly in the Illawarra and surrounding areas. Also, does a blindingly funny impersonation of MIKA.
"Yo! Dooz Berry Muffin - your views on my Grandmother are hiliarious. Let's go to the Pub and speak of ways to infiltrate the minds of pre-pubecent goats!"
by D-M3Lz0r July 28, 2008