mexican chilis

A Mexican man who illegally crossed the border into the US, and tells jokes at run down comedy clubs for money and sex.

Those mexican chilis are so silly!

by #1 Banana March 1, 2017

mexican streamers

cobwebs.

Whoa, this place hasn't been cleaned in a long time. Check out all the mexican streamers!

by jojo rojo December 23, 2010

Mexican Milkslide

when you get a mexican woman's breast milk, cum, and urine an put it on a slip n' slide and make her drink and slide on it. you then fuck the girl anally and then add on to the fun sexual slip n' slide.

we had good anal sex on my "Mexican Milkslide" last night with those phillipino hookers.

by caa779 November 14, 2011

fatima mexican

A mexican girl with a big ASS and bigs tits

Cool thats a fatima mexican

by Coolgirl101010101010 March 15, 2017

Unique Mexican

A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.

6th Grade Classroom anywhere in Mexico:

Teacher: Chuy please tell me the definition of a Unique Mexican.

Chuy: A unique Mexican is a Mexican who drives a car with insurance and his only child is in the backseat in car seat.

Teacher: 100 percent Chuy.

by markemarkmark July 18, 2011

Mexican Jellyfish

Used condoms floating around in the blue liquid inside of a portable toilet.

Man I really need to take a dump but there's way too many Mexican Jellyfish in the Port A John to risk an STD.

by Bulldog13 September 13, 2016

Mexican Poltergeist

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.

Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.

by Chef Duck September 25, 2011