Matthew

He looks a bit like Justin Bieber, but don't worry, he's great crack. If you ever get into trouble, just say you're his friend, he'll defend you, more or less. Totally recommend getting completely plastered with him. He's also a Lyne

Damn Matthew you're gone!
I don't know what the f*ck you're talking about

by Bigdaddyissues January 17, 2021

Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021

Matthew Statham

A complete biscuit

Matthew Statham is a complete biscuit

by Fuckwhit123 February 27, 2021

Matthew

Piece of ugly weak ass shit who can't shut up or be happy around friends. Needs to calm tf down, stop getting so attached, and be a better friend.

Holy shit Matthew chill out geez

by A really fuckass guy November 22, 2021

Matthew

A dirty-minded guy. Does inappropriate stuff.

Bro that kid is a Matthew. He won't shut up about pps and dds.

by MrNebuls February 29, 2024

Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

Mia matthews

Mia is a smart girl/lady she is very clever she can find out things very fast she is kind and thoughtful about others

Some guy: today is a sad day

Mia matthews: don’t worry I will buy you some food
Some guy: thank you this just made my day

by Randomizer999 October 2, 2022