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You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take.
Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"?
Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT.
It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening.
But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do?
OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU!
...
She offers you hear hand.
You accept.
You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget.
You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue.
Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed.
You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck.
That woman was a ENFP.
That is ENFP magic for you.
You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take.
Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"?
Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT.
It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening.
But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do?
OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU!
...
She offers you hear hand.
You accept.
You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget.
You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue.
Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed.
You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck.
That woman was a ENFP.
That is ENFP magic for you.
You: "I meet with this really cute girl, but she is kind of childish."
Me: "Is ok, she is probably an ENFP doing ENFP magic. Give her time to get use to you and you are set for life, JUST REBEMBER SHE IS HUMAN LIKE YOU!"
Me: "Is ok, she is probably an ENFP doing ENFP magic. Give her time to get use to you and you are set for life, JUST REBEMBER SHE IS HUMAN LIKE YOU!"
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