long shorts

A FAT fuck that needs a special desk and thinks he can rap

Dont be a long shorts

by Danman255 May 17, 2018

Alabama Long Sleeve

An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.

I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve

by Meredydd April 21, 2018

thin long

a thin person with a long torso

damn that girl look fine. shes a thin long

by weird mommy April 23, 2018

bao long

A person who desperately tries to be good at a sport although ends up getting benched :(

U jus got Bao Longedddd!!!!

by TROLOLOLOOLLLOL January 8, 2018

long cack

Long rod.big ol chile . Dope dick. Long cack for days rod or days

He had long cack last night

by Hahahahhahaja September 7, 2017

louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 20, 2017