jim crow laws

Laws from the late 1800s that allowed white people to be racists.

The segregation of schools was caused because of the Jim Crow laws

by DDDDDDDog September 30, 2013

Law of large numbers

The more times you gamble, the lower your probability of winning.
This law is what helps keep casinos in business, and this law works best with "chance" games like Bingo, Keno, and the slot machines, which are ALWAYS the first games that the tourists, women, and old people play.
Haven't heard much about this law working on the Blackjack and Poker tables though.

Too bad the old grannies who plunk their retirement benefits into the slot and Keno machines don't know about or haven't paid close attention to the Law of Large Numbers.

by unnamed casino employee May 17, 2004

Eskimo brother in law

When you think about your friends girlfriend while masturbating.

Hey dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it.
Dude i was thinking about your girl while i was jerkin it too.

we are so eskimo brother in laws

by Lilseanzie December 9, 2009

The Inverse Bullshit Law

The law states that as quantitative, legitimate material in an essay goes up, the language must equally and oppositely come down.

19:43 hailvictors17: so if i'm writing a 15 page paper about the merits of peanut butter and jelly
19:44 hailvictors17: i'm writing like billy fuckin faulkner
19:44 hailvictors17: but if i'm writing about
19:44 hailvictors17: that
19:44 hailvictors17: the inverse bullshit law says that
19:44 hailvictors17: I will sound like a complete and total idiot, and my teacher will still give me an F, no matter how good my writing because of the level of complete bullshit

by Keemofam August 2, 2008

law of infinite dumbasses

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

by wookieewagon September 21, 2013

newtons first law

Objects that stays at rest unless acted upon an unbalanced force

The boxes stays until newtons first law

by Sorniix December 8, 2016

I Am the Law

The catchphrase of the comic book character Judge Dredd. Also a kickass song by the band Anthrax.

Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!
You won't fuck around no more!
I AM THE LAW!!!

I judge the rich, I judge the poor
I AM THE LAW!!!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door
I AM THE LAW!!!
Because in Mega City...
I AM THE LAW!!!

by doctor chad thundercock December 1, 2018