Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.

Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.

by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

kevin

when an enemy becomes friendly in a game

we ve got a new kevin

by a cool potato November 30, 2023

Kevin

In gaming: a guy that is or appears to be new to the game. Your friend or homie.

You don't know Kevin's true power

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by Banana Corn December 4, 2023

Kevin wiggley

Used to describe Kevin wiggley when he’s doing a wiggle

‘I don’t care what they say about yaaa - Kevin wiggley “

by Kevinquig1234 December 5, 2023

The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.

Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.

by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023

KEVIN!.

A word used by handicapped Elias when kevin is being annoying and poking his finger into elias ribs.

KEVIN!. DIN JÄVLA BÖG. SLUTA INNAN JAG DÖDAR DIG

by fortnitekungen69420 December 11, 2023