Human Botanical

A human botanical is when someone pretends to be drunk at a party but is in fact drinking Fever Tree tonic and is sober.

"I am quite sure that Mick from #hungry_diner had the human Botanical done to him at a party by a girl named Natalie. He was on the small batch craft Gins from www.rohibitionliquor.co

by Hungry Diner August 30, 2021

Humanities

worst subject in the history of ever

Humanities? More like Human Titties

by eelwastaken May 26, 2021

humans

little shits that people are sick and tired of.

humans should lowkey just let robot take over at this point help-

by Short Fuck Bailey August 12, 2025

Human Beanbag

When someone is morbidly obese. Making them look like a fleshy beanbag.

That boy was so fat, he looked like a human beanbag!

by Chocolate Monkey69 July 11, 2018

human ambassador

A human ambassador is eating the ass of an alien, or someone dressed as one.

"he eats alien ass and more, that's a human ambassador"

by Al Notre July 5, 2024

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023