A guy that did EVERYTHING wrong.
by SuperMarioBro7890 July 7, 2024
Get the Adolf Hitler mug.A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
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The act of shafting onshore ones face so that it looks like your wearing a shit mustache. The partial hitler
by Pyro sk8r November 28, 2024
Get the Partial Hitler mug.a bitchass school located in pittsburgh, pennsylvania that got bitchass teachers and bitchass students. they added a bitchass rule banning all phones which means i cant text my fuckass group chat
half of the damn teachers in that building dont care about their job or the kids they teach. they prolly racist asf
it also got a lot of ghetto black kids, and white kids that live in church hill that pretend like they live in the ghetto
these girls don’t give a damn about girl code what so ever because if ur bestie goes to woody shes gonna talk about u behind ur back and probably leak ur nudes
half of the damn teachers in that building dont care about their job or the kids they teach. they prolly racist asf
it also got a lot of ghetto black kids, and white kids that live in church hill that pretend like they live in the ghetto
these girls don’t give a damn about girl code what so ever because if ur bestie goes to woody shes gonna talk about u behind ur back and probably leak ur nudes
most intelligent woody student: “nahh penn hills is so ass”
most demented penn hills student “i beg your finest pardon, dearest woodland hills highschool pupil. it seems that you are off your rocker. mayhaps, off your marbles. none the less, be prepared for my army of 3,291 gerbils that are infected with rabies to invade your place of education on march 14, 2031.
most demented penn hills student “i beg your finest pardon, dearest woodland hills highschool pupil. it seems that you are off your rocker. mayhaps, off your marbles. none the less, be prepared for my army of 3,291 gerbils that are infected with rabies to invade your place of education on march 14, 2031.
by hotdogbutplugs123 November 29, 2024
Get the woodland hills highschool mug.A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.
He may also be thinning at an early age.
He may also be thinning at an early age.
by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024
Get the Jack Hills mug.Forest hills is a large neighborhood connected to a few others. There’s one thing most people don’t tell you about forest hills and I’m here to spill the truth. Apart from most people who live there being ghetto and weird, it’s actually haunted. I was with a buddy of mine in July of summer 2024 at the park that’s near laurel lane, it was about 10 PM when we were just talking and hanging out and heard whispering. There was no one there but we could see a faint shadow of somebody in the field next to it. We went out to investigate and the shadow disappeared. He is referred to as the Forest Hills Shadow man. He lurks around and you can hear his whispers and silent cries. You can also see and hear him moving about in the woods nearby. There’s also many homeless people living in tents in forest hills and all sorts of animals that live there that can attack you at any given moment. The most fun thing to do is explore forest hills at night in the dark in the woods with your friends and ding ding ditch people. But beware, the shadow man lurks nearby as well as vicious coyotes and wild cats that are nearing attack at any moment.
Kid1 : wanna go to the park in forest hills NJ?
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
by rappermemes79 January 18, 2025
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