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Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.
I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.
by wyldwillie September 4, 2013
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Cursor Fuck

When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.
Georges girlfriend loves to be cursor fucked.
by TheCursorFucker3000 January 1, 2010
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Destination Fucked

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.
by Siraco November 29, 2018
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fucking with cobras

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also playing with sharks
Sean and three other guys got drunk and decided to take those class IV rapids on inner tubes. In my opinion, they're all fucking with cobras.
by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006
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Destination fucked

Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!
And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'
by Magnetico November 29, 2018
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Toss a fuck

taws uh fuhk
-verb

1. To casually sleep with - normally a one-time occurrence.

2. To provide sexual intercourse out of pity.

3. The sexual action of a loose individual.
1. Kristen Stewart is a hot piece - I'd toss her a fuck.

2. Herb is such an ugly fucking that I can't even imagine a 2-dollar crack whore would toss him a fuck.

3. She'd toss a fuck to anyone with a functional leg and a pair of needle-nose pliers.
by Jeanette M. January 22, 2009
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bath fuck

When you and your spouse start fucking in the bath
We started bath fucking last night before we went to Bed.
by $1.00 April 13, 2014
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