Facebook Messiah 

Person who takes-over your facebook and gets WAY more comments impersonating you, then you normally would receive.

Man you hack on to my facebook and get more comments then i would. Your the fucking Facebook Messiah

Facebook Messiah by Lo440393 March 12, 2011

Facebook Approved 

Term used about whether content should be shared publicly on Facebook or not.

Yeah, I was gonna post that picture of my bf & me kissing, it's not Facebook Approved, 'cause my gramma is on there!

Facebook Approved by thedaisy March 23, 2011

facebook-conservative 

adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.

n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook

Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...

Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.

Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.

Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.

facebook-conservative by kiyoshikc March 31, 2011

Facebook seizure 

When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time

Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.

Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.

Facebook seizure by cleversenorita November 14, 2011

Facebook Breakup 

The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.

Person A: Dude I just broke up with Jenna
Person B: I know, I saw you doing a Facebook Breakup

Facebook Breakup by nerdrage201 November 22, 2011

Facebook Worthy 

The point in which something is cool/amazing enough for someone to put it on facebook.

This is not facebook worthy

Facebook Worthy by thatguynon July 23, 2011

Facebook plagiarism 

The act of stealing someone elses status in an atempt to make yourself look cool.

Person #1

What's on your mind...
(Something witty)

Person #2 What's on your mind...
(Something witty that someone else thought off but your to much of a loser to use your own semi retarded brain)

^^^^FACEBOOK PLAGIARISM^^^^

Facebook plagiarism by Ryno777 November 13, 2011