Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 5, 2019

Douch triangle

A douch bag and a triangle body in one, who likes to cheat and flirt with other girls and isn't loyal

Speaker 1: ugh Jason is such a douch triangle

Speaker 2: yeah I know man

by Ha.ha. iced tea. Ha.ha September 4, 2019

Douche canoe

A douche that's douchier than a douche and can't get a girlfriend

Person 1. That kid was being such a douche canoe

Person 2. I know Tyler Johnson is douchier than a douce

Person 1. True and he can't get a girl

by Tgrizzlyxx123 September 4, 2017

douche manoeuvre

The actions of a complete arsehole.

He did an upper decker for no reason, what a douche manoeuvre.

by Dr Womble September 13, 2017

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

Douch hound

Dumb people who should know better and keep doing and saying dumb shit.

Rick is a douch hound he always saying some dumb shit.

What a douch hound, can't believe he said that.

by Rock bot June 10, 2017

Douche-Wagon

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.

by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017