Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.

"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"

by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024

Dutch Bellows

When you lean forward while taking a dump and a blast of shitty-smelling air comes up from the collar of your shirt, wafting your face

At the end of a night of Taco Bell, you're at risk for a Dutch Bellows while on the toilet.

I Dutch Bellows'd myself during my coffee-shit this morning.

by Ace-Money May 20, 2021

Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

Dutch dinner

The taint of someone from Denmark

Dude, I met this girl last night, she didn’t give me much, but at least I had the Dutch dinner.

by Yerboyfromharlem November 13, 2020

Dutch cpap

The act of your partner mounting your face and farting directly into your nostrils.

I was 69-ing Kate last night and she totally gave me a Dutch cpap!

by ckcoffee March 18, 2023

double dutch

the act of masturbating and finishing 2 times in rapid succession of the other.

Brad--"Did you go to that party last night man?"
Jack--"Nah. I just re-subscribed to Brazzers. I double dutched. My dick nearly fell off"

by Haywood Jewblome September 7, 2013

Slutty Dutch Oven

When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head

Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven

by The Hardest Pill To Swallow April 20, 2019