Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 January 12, 2009

Hop on cookie run

Slang for gay sex

"Hey bro want to hop on cookie run?"

"Sure!"

*has gay sex*

by megablastoise62 September 25, 2021

black and white cookie

An interracial white and black couple.

Look at that black and white cookie! They are cute together.

by Green Otter August 2, 2011

no cookies for old crankies

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.

"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"

by daveydogood April 4, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

From the movie 'Bruce Almighty' means that is they way it is, some things just happens, you roll your dice and pay your price ect.

Why does it always rain when I go to a baseball game?
That's the way the cookie crumbles

by Dean May 29, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by fireworks_are_blue August 19, 2004

Girl scout cookies

Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.

Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.

by KingOfPotatoes June 2, 2018