Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

coffee

really hot bean water

i like my coffee hot and with the freshest beans

by permabloom April 1, 2020

Coffee

A drink that makes you stay up when you want to go to sleep. It makes your mind change to not wanting to sleep yet. It contains sugar that makes you hyper.

Coffee is hyping you up! Go to bed, dude.

by There is Only One Truth April 5, 2020

Coflict

Coflict: noun. A serious disagreement or argument within a group of individuals trying to reach the same goal, characterised by everyone believing their actions are in the best interest of the entire community. Typically stems from an abundance of misinformation and a strong urge of self-preservation.

humanity’s eternal coflict

by Matirgo April 11, 2020

coffin dancer

one of the very few to dance with a coffin, very rare and badass

that coffin dancer is dancing fucking good

by Dylated April 29, 2020

Coffee

What some people's moms drink every single morning.

My mom just woke up and got her usual coffee.

by Crazy_Girl123 May 1, 2020

cofubmy

ligma type word. (cough up my )

Jim: "You heard of the new Cofubmy disease?"
Bill: "What's Cofubmy?"
Jim: "Cough up my cum dumbass."

by damagicalhobo May 7, 2020