Thirsty Cat

A female who is looking for a mate to the point of using craigslist to have sexual intercourse

Boy 1: Hey I found this girl on craigslist she's pretty hot.
Boy 2: Damn she a Thirsty Cat

by Coby_og February 10, 2017

Surly the cat

Surly is a cat who is kind loving and caring, or is he🤡🤡Surly is a cat who LOVES to eat Mac N cheese. Surly can be scary sometimes. Sometimes surly’s eyes turn red and it can be creepy. There are a TON of other cats that have crushes on him because he is so HOT 🥵

surly the cat is the hottest!

by YayWayBay December 2, 2019

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

dragon cat

An animal in the hood on or around dark ass road. This cat makes a mean meow or growl aounds like a roar from a ligerpotomous. And you are high on meth smoking a cigarette outside and you don't know why this potental dragon sized bobcat is coming your way. But most likely you've just been up a few days and your paranoid and trippin.

Him: Holy fuck dude that mf sounds crazy

Her: what is it david

Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.

by David "Dee Wopo" the shoota January 16, 2020

Yoga Cat

It is a cat that started doing yoga as a kitten or a cat that started doing yoga as a hobby

Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*

by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020

sweep the cat

when a man with a mustache or facial hair gives head to a woman.

"Are you still going out with that mustached guy?"

"Oh hell no! I dumped him when he wanted to go down on me. Don't nobody want to sweep the cat!"

by Phil Makavity February 13, 2020