human crack in the flesh 

His name is Juelz Santana. Just as Christ brought the Word of God to the people; Juelz brings us that CRACK fore he is crack; crack in the motherfuckin flesh.

Rev. Juelz: That aint no music u supposed to be listenin' to
12 yr old Disciple: C'mon man, it's that crack right there.
Juelz: Crack? Whatchu know about crack? U dunno nuthin about no crack.
Disciple: Oh?! I Know Santana got that Crack!

WHAT'S HIS MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?!
Juuuuuueeeelzzzzzz
! S A N T A N A !

human crack in the flesh by PSxy May 9, 2005

courtesy crack

When you are driving in a car, pass gas, and then crack the window as a courtesy for others riding in said car with you.

Ah, Jesus Christ Ted, the least you could do after laying that massive fart whilst we are driving is to give us all a courtesy crack.

courtesy crack by TheHyphyTrain November 26, 2006

Holy Crack! 

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.

Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!

Holy Crack! by Emo people suck February 5, 2008

Anime Crack/Vines

It's a type of video on YouTube where people take some bits of animeand make something stupid and funny with it, mostly with editing and music.

"All right, today, we,re gonna be reacting to some anime crack/vines!"

Anime Crack/Vines by Sneaky Snitch July 30, 2016

Joey Crack 

Also known as Fat Joe or as Don Cartagena, his most famous hits are: Lean Back, Get it Poppin', and even a song named Fuck 50. This fat MC is the leader of the rap group Terror Squad.

this is a fragment of Scary Movie 3: "some of yall call him the Don Cartagena, some of yall call him Joey Crack, but tonight lets give is up for Fat Joe!!"

Joey Crack by Diego Santana June 11, 2006

Are you on crack? 

1. The actions/words you just displayed are unbelievable!

2. You're not your normal self, Jim.

Why are you laughing so much? Are you on crack?
OR
Stop vomitting... are you on crack?

Are you on crack? by fallacy October 30, 2001

Jack In a Crack 

Jack In The Box- A fast food restaraunt.

Man. I'm hunry! Let's eat at Jack In a Crack.

Jack In a Crack by gundamNIT January 15, 2003